The Story

Since the beginning of time, human beings have searched for answers to the big questions.

Where did we come from?

Is there life after death?

Are we alone in this universe?

But today, in this very book, you will be asked to answer the ultimate question…

“Can I start you off with something to drink today?”

From the author that brought you absolutely nothing before this, comes the story of one waiter’s trials and tribulations. Experience the intensity, the magic, the raw emotion. And that’s only in the prologue.

Based on seven years of experience waiting tables, What I Do follows a waiter through the course of his day at a nice restaurant on eastern Long Island. 
 
At 9 A.M., the sun is out, the restaurant deck is desolate, and the tables are still damp after an early morning mist on the harbor.  In the hours to follow, though, the scene will be anything but calm and peaceful.  The waiter's day will be riddled with celebrity guest appearances, homicide attempts, and some of the most bizarre people you will ever come across!
 
WITNESS calamari fly off the menu faster than an Olympic 100-meter dash!  MARVEL at the kitchen staff verbally and physically abusing the floor staff!  And BEHOLD our protagonist as he dodges the iron fist of restaurant management!

The critics have spoken:

“It’s just one page after the other!”

“This is a… book.”

“It’s printed, bound, and everything.”

What I Do
by John Schirrippa

What I Do: available NOW!

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